tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6413429.post7249442494571257464..comments2008-07-08T11:49:16.768-07:00Joehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16829163934517012427noreply@blogger.comBlogger5125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6413429.post-13058546693112136352008-07-08T11:04:00.000-07:002008-07-08T11:04:00.000-07:00"Hokey routines and ancient punchlines are no match for a good riffster at your side, kid."eobubbahttp://eobubba.livejournal.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6413429.post-27192142399025368272008-07-07T18:58:00.000-07:002008-07-07T18:58:00.000-07:00It's true. I have taught one who will turn to the Dark Side one day and bring down the old republic. He will turn to the hack side of the force and destroy what is left of any standards in Ha Ha.<BR/>Actually, thats a pretty cool compliment Dean.<BR/>Thanks.<BR/>I'm pretty good with a microphone and try to follow some sort of code. Course, I would turn to the dark side for a little bit of that fame in a heart beat! <BR/>Not really. <BR/>Well, maybe. <BR/>But you have a wife and a child you adore. Those are worth a lot more than the temporary love of strangers laughter. <BR/>Or so I have been told.<BR/>Gotta go. I just felt a great disturbance in the force. It's as if millions of people all laughed at once and then realized in one instance that it was hack. <BR/>Dane Cook must be working some where tonight.<BR/>Now is that something a Jedi would say?Joehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16829163934517012427noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6413429.post-86993618005721276242008-07-07T17:44:00.000-07:002008-07-07T17:44:00.000-07:00So how does it feel to know that to some newer comics, both younger and older than you, you're kind of our Obi Wan?Deanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01675949045583477351noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6413429.post-83108661905311921112008-07-07T12:40:00.000-07:002008-07-07T12:40:00.000-07:00You ever see a movie where the projector is messed up and it runs at a slightly faster or quicker speed? Everything is out of sync. Same thing with a coke at a bar and hot girls who are all smiles and green lights. <BR/>Damn they were cute, though! Besides, I really don't need to repeat all the mistakes I have made that have started with a young girl, a glass of Coke at a bar, and conversation that proves they are not only hot but smart. It's enough to get the ego stroke at this point and hope that one of these days a woman closer to my age walks up to me after a show and says something like, "I love Star Wars and it's underlying message. I enjoy Books, the History Channel and hiking. I don't drink, have no one in my life right now and if this all seems a bit too bold, it's because we are both at the age where bullshit and small talk is not only a turn off, but a waste of time. I find you attractive and live here in town. let's have sex, stay up all night and talk and see what happens next."<BR/>If she could also be Asian, they would be perfect.Joehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16829163934517012427noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6413429.post-85156977570417117542008-07-07T12:05:00.000-07:002008-07-07T12:05:00.000-07:00"When they asked if I wanted to join them at the bar, I said I didn't drink." so i was curious about this part - what if you go, and just get a coke?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com