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Sunday, November 02, 2008

Signs of the Times

Signs that things have become desperate-
TD Ameriatrade, an online brokerage house, is offering new customers 30 days of no fees on any trade and they will give you $100.
When they start selling the stock market to you the same way they sell cars with rebates, we might be in trouble.

Signs that advertisers aren’t doing a good enough job picking slogans-
Virginia Madison is the new spokesperson for Botox. The tag line for the commercials; Freedom of expression.
Freedom of expression? Are you shitting me? Wouldn’t a more accurate tag line be, freedom from expression?

Signs that things are really bad-
Yesterday I bought a toaster and I got a free bank.

Signs that I must change-
Having sex recently I felt something I have not felt in a long time.
My abs.

Signs that the Obama team moves faster than McCain-
A bumper sticker with a slogan that comes directly from the second debate. With Obama's symbol filling in for the letter O, it said; That One!

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

you had sex recently?

Candy Churilla said...

Oh my god...I was going to post "you had sex recently?" and someone beat me to it!

Sorry Joe, couldn't resist. :)

Joe said...

You know people, sometimes your words hurt=)