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Sunday, April 20, 2008

Stuff I Learned This Weekend

Poster for this Years AID's ride from San Francisco to L.A.
"It doesn't end till AID's does."
Could be a long ride.

Reason to not put your website on a bumper sticker on the back of your car; this e-mail.
"Nice left turn ass hole!"

Fact; There are more plastic Flamingos in America than real ones.

Notice in Ukiah, CA hotel room just as it appears about the Internet;
"Pornography, gambling and other indecent use of this service is strictly prohibited. By using this service, you waive this Motel from all LIABILITIES incurring from usage of the Internet service."
Curiously, there is no judgement on the in room porn movies that are available on the TV.

Reason to not go out drinking with locales after a show demonstrated with this text message to me;
"Fuck it, I'm at home. See U in the lobby 2moorow."
Time this text message was sent; 5:07AM.

The Mona Lisa has no eye brows. It was the fashion of the day for a woman to shave them off. This is a trend that has moved lower on the female body as time has passed.

Because of their natural reflective quality, most lip sticks contain fish scales.
That's right ladies, you are putting dead fish skin on your mouth.
Enjoy.

2 comments:

sandy said...

Sounds like you learned a lot from your visit to Ukiah! :D

Every time I think of "plastic Flamingos..." I think of the Radiohead song "fake plastic trees" and vice versa...

You say dead fish skin like it's a bad thing. BTW... ewwwwwww! That's really gross.

Joe said...

great song!